How to turn your teacher into a toad By: Lorilei

How  to turn your teacher into a toad

               This only works on teacher who are ugly - not children.

What you will need:

• ½ cup of pee
• 2 cups of blood
• 3 cups of poo
• 2 cups of vomit
• A long spoon
• 10 eyeballs
• A wand
• A cauldron

Method:

1. Put ½ cups of pee in the cauldron
2. Pour the two cups of blood in the cauldron
3. Mash the poo and put it in the cauldron
4. Pour the 2 cups of vomit  in the cauldron
5. Plop the eyeballs in the cauldron
6. And then you mix it all together and then you say the spell and wave the wand

Magic word:

Hocus pocus turn the teacher into a smelly toad